Buried deep in the most obscure, phallocentric online forums are posts by curious guys regularly asking the same question: Do I have a pencil dick? There's even an entire—very NSFW, obviously—subreddit dedicated to slimline penises, where 1,700 members post and analyze photos of their junk to see how they stack up against others.

It's no secret we live in a world obsessed with dick length—see the extensive lists of usually size-related nicknames like "anaconda" and "fuckpole" as proof—but what about girth?

When it comes to circumference, there are only two commonly used descriptors: the aforementioned long, thin "pencil dick" and the short, chubby "chode," defined as a "dick wider than it is long