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When I— in the name of research, of course—entered the term "creampie" into the search bar of a mainstream porn site, I uncovered 200,000-plus clips of condomless penises ejaculating into vaginas. Mesmerized, I found myself watching video after video (for research only, remember), clicking through to the very end to see the as-advertised creampie, or a lingering close-up shot of white semen oozing out of a vagina.

It's not just the porn industry that's obsessed with jizzing inside the vaginal canal. In a survey of 740 male and female participants conducted by the sexuality site Bad Girls Bible, "inside the vagina" was by far the most popular place to come, with 92 percent of cisgender, straight respondents confirming the man comes there "sometimes" or "often." The second and third most popular destinations were "on her body" and "in her mouth," at 74 percent and 54 percent, respectively.

Again in the name of research, I spoke with five cis-men about their ejaculation preferences, and all of them spoke of coming inside the